What our states are based on! :)
Eye see you!!! :) How are my followers doing today?
This is how Infomercials believe we live on a day to day basis…
Um can we talk about the car wash one please
The grandma one is funny because it’s probably real life.
THE SUNGLASSES ONE GETS ME EVERY TIME
when the woman pours the sofa, she doesn’t even make a mistake
Fuck you. Fuck how true that is.
I dont really care for Mondays and Tuesdays. They suck. Because its the beginning of the week obviosly.
"How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?" - Author Unknown
"A true friend is one who thinks you are a good egg even if you are half-cracked." — Author Unknown
Having a big belly and a long white beard may make you look like Santa Claus, but it doesn’t make me want to sit on your lap.”